busy, busy, busy

is what we Bokononists whisper whenever we think of how complicated and unpredictable the machinery of life really is.


3D printing is being used to print organs, prosthetic limbs, and this


My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house

i cant live like this

new meme







what does this even mean

Regret Orb

( chants & bangs hands on table rhythmically) regret orb regret orb regret orb regret orb

i love that theoretical creation of a new meme is, in itself, a meme

(via failbag)


These are pictures of different dried human tears. Grief, laughter, onion and change. Each type has a different chemical makeup which makes them appear different.
  • iphone user: *minding his own business*
  • android user: AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
  • iphone user: im not really a fanboy
  • android user: let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
  • iphone user: hey man thats in poor taste
  • android user: good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
  • iphone user: it's quite large
  • Android user: you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
  • iphone user: oh my god!
  • android user: oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering


This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.


nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street

(via spiritmolecule)


Consistently managing to somehow pull their shoe designs from another plane of existence, it’s Miista…


internet relationships are bad and teens need to be told the facts. you may think you know someone online, but essentially what youre going on is a very extensively researched blind date. ive heard too many stories of people flying down to meet their long distance significant other of several years only to find out within four hours that they had been dating a lizard person in a human flesh suit, and were subsequently taken aboard the mothership and never heard from again.

(Source: ghouladult-deactivated0234761, via eggluvr)